Reese.

My girl.

Lots of Reese funnies to document.

First off, she is really into red lights. She yells, "That light is Red! That means STOP!!"

Then, "Green means GO, Mama!! DOE!!"

And finally, Yellow means "Slow Down, Lady!"

My drives are filled with a 2 year old giving me driving instructions.

The best is when I am in the turn lane stopped (because my light is red.) She can only see the light for the other lanes that are green. I hear, (yelling) "Doe Mama!! Doe! It's green!!"

It's really fun. Especially when I am trying to talk on my phone, which I am bound to get a ticket for very soon. California and their laws...

Another one.

Dallas and I are no longer "Mommy" and "Daddy." We are "Dad" and "Mom."

She even says it in a northern accent. It's so weird coming from a 2 year old. Dallas hates it (but laughs everytime) and will only respond with, "Daughter...." which then makes her laugh...it's a vicious cycle.

Today, I let her watch a movie (which I never do but the chick is so worn out. I run her everywhere) and I went to check on her (I was editing) and we are back in slime land. Oh yes. This time she did change it up. She found Dallas' Aquaphor. A full can. Nothing is left in that can. She was drenched in it. Face, hair, neck. Her response? "I yook beautiful!!" And then she spun around...

We went to Fairytale Town today (which thankfully we get in free for now since the PR manager found my fairytale post when I wasn't private and asked if they could use them in their publications! So cool! We get to go to Fairytale Town free!! We'll take it!! I'm thinking of going in Nordstrom tomorrow and taking some pics, think I can get some free stuff from them???" A gal can dream...) Anyhoo, she seriously looked like her hair was sopping wet. It wasn't. It's as dry as can be. It's been super conditioned with Aquaphor. She's such a trendsetter.

Today at Fairytale Town (while we were having so much fun together sans camera) she stopped, mid step to pout. I said, "If you are going to pout we are going home. Now put a smile on your face." Know what she said??? "I've lost my smile mama. Let me know if you find it."

SERIOUSLY....

Then, we were being princesses sitting in the princess carriage (her Snow White since she looks just like her) and all of the sudden with the saddest face she says, "We have to get out." Wanna know why? Her answer..."Because we don't look fancy."

We got out & never went back.

I thought I looked pretty good today.

As if that's not enough, we went to feed the ducks and walk the pond in the park and I found an amphitheatre. I went and sat in the stands and she eagerly climbed on stage and began spinning and twirling doing her "balletnastics" (not my word, hers) when all of the sudden she stops. Pout AGAIN. And says, "I can't do this, I have no curtain."

I can't make this stuff up.

Tonight there was a fly in the house and only "Dad" is allowed to get it out. I had to pretend to have a conversation with Dallas (while he was in portland, on a ballfield) asking him to come get this fly.

What has my life become?

This is from my camera phone in the fairytale town tiki hut. Can you see her hair?

Happy Friday!