documentation.

This is why "we" (mama's) blog.

Today this happened.

I was in my office editing.

Dallas was in the shower.

Reese (aka "the greaser") was being a sweet little girl in our bedroom, just hanging out.

Dallas yells, "Oh My Gosh, what have you done?" and then starts dying laughing.

I came to see what all of the commotion was about.

My eyes have a permanent visual of the scene I witnessed.

Reese had taken a FULL, HUGE bottle of Vaseline and slathered herself in it. We are talking full on bath in Vaseline. It was at least 2 inches thick on her chest. Her face was so slimy it was white, it shimmered. Her eyes were stuck. Her hair was like a bad 50's movie.

OMG.

After you are done laughing, if you have any tips (aside from a million shampoos, baking powder or dawn) PLEASE send them our way.

We are gonna be shining our way to Arizona at this point...