
Oh boy. Was that a trip. Okay, listen up. You know I have to vent. I can not keep my feelings bottled up for too long, it becomes a health issue for me. With that said, please ask yourself the following questions...
Were you born in New Orleans?
Is New Orleans your dream vacation?
Are you relocating to the lower Louisiana area soon?
Do you believe New Orleans to be the best place on earth?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, please, for the sake of yourself and mine, do.not.scroll.down. Just call it a day from reesiepieciepoo.com Walk away. Check back tomorrow, maybe I'll write about my favorite candy that just happens to be your favorite too. Just spare yourself from the pain I may cause. Spare me from the guilt I will feel for hurting your feelings.
New Orleans is the hottest place on God's green earth. Seriously, this place is the last stop before
you know where. I grew up in the south. I know humidity. This was beyond humid. It was past the point of hot. You could no longer breath in air. Seriously, people. This is the place where they should send criminals. See if they commit any crimes after they get a little taste of what their future could be like when it's their time to go. The world would be a better place. Lots of little satins would become believers in a flash. I'm convinced. We were all in a constant state of sweat. This does not do much for your looks. My hair grew like a
chia pet. Oh, and the sin in that place. I would rather visit where people keep their boobs in their bras. That's why they sell them, people. The city needs a magic eraser to clean it up too. I just felt dirty. I could go on for days. My complain-o-meter went through the roof. Oh, and none of the guys could hit there. It was like some New
Orleanian (?) made an isotope
voo doo doll. (And yes, they sell them. A shop across from our hotel had actual
voo doo dolls) Our team average is s.304. This is the best hitting team Dallas has ever played with and all of their averages dropped .25 points or so. NOT because the
Zephyrs were any good. Nope, it was the
voo doo dolls, oh, and because we were in hell. literally. Dallas finally went 1 -3 with a walk and we were happier than a week ago when he hit 3 homers in a game. So sad. Our expectations lowered with each game. Hearing the players talk about the games, city, etc was hilarious. No one liked it.
Now, with all this said, I have to throw in some positives. The people. I did not meet a person I didn't love there (well, except the fat, old chicks showing their boobies). I met so many neat people. And after all they went through with Katrina. They were amazing. We walked the city everyday and everyone spoke to Reese. (I think she thought she needed to run for homecoming queen there too) The girl was a social queen. She made friends at breakfast, at the field, the hotel, didn't matter. And Dallas' teammates are amazing. God sure put him there for a reason. They all came over and spoke to Reese every time they saw her. She was the team mascot. But, nobody was as cool as her Daddy. Dallas was in love. He could not believe how big she was and her hair. The girl has got a head full! He ate her up every chance he got. Dallas' parents were there too and they got some good quality time with Reesie. All in all, it was well worth it. Mom and I had a blast (as usual) traveling together. Dallas and I had so much fun together, Reesie got to see her other grandparents and enjoy them, and the best part? We get to see Dallas again in less than a week. With an off day. And....not in NEW ORLEANS! Whew hoo!
Needless to say, signing with the Mets (it's their AAA affiliate) will be our last choice for any of our future endeavors.
Oh, and my pictures. Due to the hotter than you know where conditions, I was uninspired. They are poop. I am embarrassed as a photographer. These are snapshots. Nothing more. Please do not judge. If you do you may get sent to New Orleans. And nobody wants that.


I'll post the rest of my "snapshots" on our site later. For now, it's off to bed where I'll dream of the Music City and try and clear my head of the chest flashers and beads. Sleep tight...